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Made for kids, and kids at heart.

You've never had a milk alternative like Bored Cow. Your childhood favorites, now made without animals!

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Vegan-Friendly Real Milk protein LACTOSE FREE GLUTEN-FREE OG TOTAL SUGARS
Vegan-Friendly Real Milk protein LACTOSE FREE GLUTEN-FREE OG TOTAL SUGARS
Vegan-Friendly Real Milk protein LACTOSE FREE GLUTEN-FREE OG TOTAL SUGARS

Three Nostalgic Flavors

Rich Chocolate

Chocolate is our most popular flavor, for obvious reasons. Inspired by the rich, creamy milks of the 1990s, you won’t believe how much flavor there is, and how little sugar we've put in it.

Vegan-Friendly | Lactose Free | Excellent Source of Calcium, Vitamin D & Vitamin B12 | 11g Whey Protein | 0g Total Sugars | No Artificial Colors or Preservatives | No Hormones or Antibiotics

Sold exclusively on our website. Can't decide? Try our combo pack!

Creamy Vanilla

Our vanilla milk is anything but boring. Pour it on your cereal, add it to your smoothie, put it in your latte, turn it into ice cream, or drink it down in one delicious gulp. It is out of this world.

Vegan-Friendly | Lactose Free | Excellent Source of Calcium, Vitamin D & Vitamin B12 | 10 Whey Protein | 0g Total Sugars | No Artificial Colors or Preservatives | No Hormones or Antibiotics

Sold exclusively on our website. Can't decide? Try our combo pack!

Smooth Strawberry

There’s something special about strawberry milk, and the people who love it. If you’re reading this, you may be one of them. It’s sweet, it's smooth, and it pairs well with early 2000s pop rock.

Vegan-Friendly | Lactose Free | Excellent Source of Calcium, Vitamin D & Vitamin B12 | 10g Whey Protein | 0g Total Sugars | No Artificial Colors or Preservatives | No Hormones or Antibiotics

Sold exclusively on our website. Can't decide? Try our combo pack!

Made by invisible cows

Bored Cow looks, feels and tastes like real dairy — because it is! Instead of milking cows, we teach teeny tiny microflora to make milk protein. Then we add plant-based ingredients, vitamins, and minerals. The result? Rich, creamy, animal-free dairy milk!

Why We're Doing It

Bored Cow Love

“Delicious, planet-friendly, and packaging that makes my fridge look cute? I'm sold.”
“I want this for my birthday.”
“Bored Cow is a magical portal to the golden age of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry milk: the 1990s.”
“It's perfect! My friends would really like this too.”
“As a vegan, I thought I'd never eat or drink dairy again. Bored Cow has brought it back into my life, animal-free. And it tastes so good.”