Made for kids, and kids at heart.

You've never had a milk alternative like Bored Cow. Your childhood favorites, now made without animals!

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Vegan-Friendly Real Milk protein LACTOSE FREE GLUTEN-FREE OG TOTAL SUGARS
Vegan-Friendly Real Milk protein LACTOSE FREE GLUTEN-FREE OG TOTAL SUGARS
Vegan-Friendly Real Milk protein LACTOSE FREE GLUTEN-FREE OG TOTAL SUGARS

Three Nostalgic Flavors

Made by invisible cows

Bored Cow looks, feels and tastes like real dairy — because it is! Instead of milking cows, we teach teeny tiny microflora to make milk protein. Then we add plant-based ingredients, vitamins, and minerals. The result? Rich, creamy, animal-free dairy milk!

Bored Cow Love

“Delicious, planet-friendly, and packaging that makes my fridge look cute? I'm sold.”
“I want this for my birthday.”
“Bored Cow is a magical portal to the golden age of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry milk: the 1990s.”
“It's perfect! My friends would really like this too.”
“As a vegan, I thought I'd never eat or drink dairy again. Bored Cow has brought it back into my life, animal-free. And it tastes so good.”