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Bored Cow is now available at hundreds of grocery stores across the country.

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it's a hat! you'll look cool. 100% cotton, made in USA.

What’s in it?

How do you make a milk alternative that looks, feels, tastes & acts just like dairy milk? Here's the secret recipe.

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Your New Favorite Milk Alternative

How we stack up

Bored Cow is the best of both worlds. It has the functionality of dairy milk & the friendliness of plant milk. See for yourself!

No Cows milked

Dairy from fermentation

Dairy without cows sounds impossible, but it’s actually really simple. Picture a microbrewery that makes milk ingredients! Bored Cow looks, feels, tastes & acts just like the real thing, because it is the real thing.

How it's made
milk milk

FROM THOSE WHO MADE THE SWITCH