The Tote bag

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Black

Meet the Bored Tote Bag. Made with 100% organic cotton & holds up to 30 pounds (that's a lot of Bored Cow). We've only got one planet, so please shop consciously. Only buy what you'll truly love and put to good use!

Unisex, one size fits most

  • 100% Cotton

  • Eco-conscious

Complete your look

More Bored Cow merch, right this way!

The Dad hat

The Bucket Hat

coming soon

Curved Divider

Find Bored Cow IRL

Bored Cow merch is only available online (for now) but you can find Bored Cow Milk at grocery stores around the country!

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